People Need to Work on Their Social Awareness

The other day I was walking back from the market with a baguette, and this woman looked at me like I was going to mug her. Lady, you're not going to get mugged by a guy carrying a baguette. This isn't Marseilles.

Other people in my neighborhood who probably won't mug you:

• The guy on the Metro wearing a "Screenwriting Expo 2008" t-shirt.
  
• The guy walking the bichon-frises.
• The guy humming "Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before" by The Smiths.
  
• Adrian Grenier.